UK Expert SEO

How can you tell a real SEO?

1. Real SEOs … Don’t wear hats in public
2. Real SEOs … Hate doing PPC
3. Real SEOs … Go to conferences to drink
4. Real SEOs … Don’t care about algorithm updates
5. Real SEOs … Have two or more search related T-shirts
6. Real SEOs … Don’t go to the forums
7. Real SEOs … Don’t care about rankings
8. Real SEOs … Have seen Danny Sullivan drunk
9. Real SEOs … Do SEO more than they write about it
10. Real SEOs … Don’t give a damn about PageRank
11. Real SEOs … Are Geeks (even if they don’t think so)
12. Real SEOs … Have Tamar on at least 2 friends’ lists
13. Real SEOs … Became an SEO by accident
14. Real SEOs … Don’t even try to explain what they do anymore
15. Real SEOs … Have the URL to the leaked SEO Sex Tape

Oh so true.